Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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