You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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