btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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