That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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