i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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