With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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