He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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