All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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