By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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