You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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