its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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