Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Boobs speak an international language.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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