its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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