who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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