Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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