you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
