its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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