if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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