i just wanna soil my oats bro
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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