my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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