oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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