you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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