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we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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