Those balls look pretty dangerous.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The air was thick with penises
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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