I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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