How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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