I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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