She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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