Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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