My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You took a bar mat shot.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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