I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.