I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.