I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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