so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i would punch a child for taco bell
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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