i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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