We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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