She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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