It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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