they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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