i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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