Walk of Shame. In a state park.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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