How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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