Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
