We're like a lot better than the average bears
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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