we're blogging at a bar
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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