I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
