That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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