My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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