where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
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dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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