Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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ttyl tear gas
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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