Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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