ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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