I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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